YAY: Cake.

And not the band Cake, either. Though I have to admit that "No Phone" still has remarkable "earworm" potential.

ODE TO CAKE
By Amanda Mason

Ode to cake,
The days you make,
Better with carbs,
Negating the barbs

You cancel out my walk,
With sprinkles you talk,
You say, "Life is okay,"
And my diet you sway

But I do not care,
For you're better than flair,
With frosting that smiles,
And chocolate for miles

Birthdays are cool,
For them I'm a fool,
Cause for goodness sake,
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CAKE!!